mostly-funnytwittertweets:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

“He only made this art because he was horny!” …Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

cryptotheism:

Owning a cat is doing what literal years of therapy could not do for me. This little animal routinely keeps me from spiraling, just by flopping her stupid little body on my keyboard. I love her with everything.

cryptotheism:

Owning a cat is doing what literal years of therapy could not do for me. This little animal routinely keeps me from spiraling, just by flopping her stupid little body on my keyboard. I love her with everything.

anexperimentallife:

diornies:

zutara modern au 💭

the next song he sang was mr. brightside

official-penis-posts:

flintlockfrenchkisser:

bananatwinky:

should i post this

@official-penis-posts

Official Phallic Fungi Post

twig-gy:

ALT

^ is this all my followers